1. Play with his hair.
The male scalp has many nerve endings. Playing with his hair will send tingles down his spine.
2. Gently scratch his back.
Scratch his back in a way that says “I feel safe and delicate in your arms” but also “I’m a vixen and could pounce any second.”
3. Lightly spell the word “HUMMUS” with your fingers on his neck.
The word “hummus” is widely considered the sexiest word you can utter. Just spelling it with your fingers will send subliminal messages to his dick receptors.
4. Carefully put hummus between his toes.
Men love to have squishy things between their toes. It will remind him of being at the beach with the sand beneath his feet – doesn’t get sexier than that.
5. Slowly and sexily dip a corn chip into the toe hummus.
It is very important to use a corn chip. Any other type of chip would be a turn-off.
6. Make eye contact with him as you seductively lean forward and offer him the foot hummus chip.
He’ll be entranced by the scent of the hummus.
7. Maintain eye contact – gently press the chip to his face (hummus side down of course).
The hummus will act as a sexy glue to keep the chip adhered to his face.
8. Wink at him and reveal a single chickpea from inside your bra.
So mysterious, so sexy. “Where did this chickpea come from?” and “How long has it been your bra?” are some of the titillating questions he will be asking himself.
9. Carefully place the chickpea on the pillow next to his head.
10. Let the mysterious silence hang in the air as you slowly walk out the door. Right before you leave, pause and turn over your shoulder – slowly say, “corn…chip.”
As you say “chip” he will orgasm instantaneously.