1. You know your way around alcohol better than most.
2. And you don’t discriminate – you pretty much like it all. Whisky, wine, beer, vodka, tequila. You name it.
3. You’ve literally never been bothered about how many calories are in a glass of wine.
4. And for you, the bigger the glass, the better.
5. Every occasion is an occasion to have a drink, whether happy...
“OMG, YOU GOT THE PROMOTION? LET’S DRINK!”
6. …Or sad.
“Omg, he dumped you? LET’S DRINK!”
7. So you know exactly how to comfort people when they’re feeling low.